Lindsay Lohan has agreed to appear completely nude in her upcoming film Florence in order to prove she is a "serious actress." She will be playing a nymphomaniac waitress and will be drawing from the deep reserves of talent and experience exemplified in her previous roles as a "pole-dancer" in I Know Who Killed Me and two different people that look alike in The Parent Trap. Asked about the difficulty of transitioning from playing a "pole-dancer" to a "nymphomaniac waitress" she said "I'm just happy I'm not driving that bucking fitch* Herbie."
*edited by the cheese so that work readers do not get this site blocked from their goofing off viewing pleasure.
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if I were handing out gold stars, I'd give you the entire sheet for posting that at work.
On the topic at hand...when did (B)Lohan stop being recognized as a serious actress? I assumed she's been getting coaching tips from Mr. Carl Weathers himself. He makes a mean stew.
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