By now I'm sure most of you have heard about the attempted curse that was thwarted in the new Yankee Stadium construction that was in the form of a David Ortiz jersey.
This got me thinking...always a dangerous occurrence...what else may have been buried through out history to achieve curses and jinxes? This is what I discovered: 1. The Harlem Globetrotters buried one of Curly Neal and Meadowlark Lemon's shoes underneath the home of the Washington Generals.
2. The Road Runner buried some acme brand fire crackers under Wile E. Coyote's adobe.
3. Slash entombed one of his hats under Axel Rose's mansion, thus delaying 'Chinese Democracy' for decades.
4. Recently a bunker was exhumed beneath France with the military uniforms of every other nation in the world. Yes, Kazakhstan's looked like so:
5. Daniel-san's head band has been unearthed beneath the Cobra Kai dojo.
6. And finally, it is rumored that Tom Cruise's sanity is buried somewhere deep beneath the Ron L. Hubbard launch pad.
Maverick come back. The Iceman needs a wingman. (or at the very least a volleyball partner)
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