Happy erf day

Some people plant trees on Earth Day. I say, what the hell are you supposed to do on Arbor Day if you waste your tree planting on Earth Day? Thankfully my Dad wanted to do something else to celebrate this momentous occasion.

We cut down trees.

(Lots of them.)

(For eight hours.)

(Maybe nine.)

Don't worry, we just cut down the ugly ones. We saved the blond hair, blue eyed ones. He called it the "Final Solution" for his tree row. My gut told me there was a more nefarious meaning for this term, but unfortunately, like most mainstream news, fact checking is not a strong suit of this site.