the cheese's gut feeling movie reviews

First recurring segment alert!

For those who aren't familiar with the general idea of this, check out the wildly successful first segment here.

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns

First, let me start by saying that anyone who needs to proceed the title of their film with their own name is a pretentious ass. I believe it's obvious as to why it was done though. With out "Tyler Perry" in front of this pile of monkey dung, I believe that no one would give 2-3 rats behinds about this watered down, pandering to the lowest common denominator, raw sewage. If it's half as good as "Tyler Perry's House of Pain", I'd only feel like skewering one testicle before crushing it in a vice clamp instead of two. Of course it was #2 in the box office this past weekend. I hate living in a country full of dumb asses.

Drillbit Taylor

A wiser and much funnier man than myself pointed out that this is the movie where Owen Wilson tried to kill himself. That fact alone conveys how much confidence he had in this Judd Apatow produced film. Although I'm a fan of both Apatow and Wilson, I think Owen probably had a good idea, and would rather cut myself then waste my money on this piece of cinematic magic.

21

This is a movie that has my gut feeling very uncertain. On one hand it stars Morpheus and Kaiser Soze, on the other hand I actually read this book (gasp!) and thoroughly enjoyed it. I also know that most book adaptations do not do the book justice. Perhaps if I wasn't such studious stud and only relied on clever Garfield comics as daily fodder for my ever expanding cranium, I'd feel better about the prospects of this. That being said, I'd give it a shot, and hope for the best. Pull and pray as some may say.

The Hammer

This movie is going to be a tough find as it is currently only released on limited screens. (it was only on 20 screens last weekend) If you can find a way to get to it, I'd highly suggest that you do. Even if it means crossing state lines...that's how good this movie is going to be. It's got so many great aspects wrapped into one movie that studios were afraid to distribute it for fear of not knowing how to market it. So if you're looking for a good sports movie wrapped with a romantic comedy that you can go to with your buds, or take a date to and be equally satisfied with the results, then this is the film for you. (and by "satisfied with the results", I of course mean you're going to score afterwards.) Plus it stars one funny, quit witted mf'er that I think would be fun to spend a few hours with. Don't be left out, I have a funny feeling this is the early contender for next years Oscar for Picture of the Year...if not the Nobel Peace Prize.