gut feeling movie reviews
I'll be reviewing some movies that I haven't seen or read anything about. I don't feel I need to be any more informed than having seen trailers, tv ads, or know the caliber of actors in the flick.
First up, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins.
Crap.(I was going to leave it as a one word review, but I feel I'd be cheating my fans with the "literary gold" that is about to be typed.)
The only thing this movie has going for it is that it has "Roscoe" in the title, and it will make people think about Dukes of Hazzard, which is kick ass. However, this movie...not so much. I give it five turds down.
Next up- Step Up 2 The Streets.
I strongly urge you to make reservations and take your significant other to this when it comes out on Valentines Day........only if you can't find a broken beer bottle or rusty scissors to jam in her eyes. Which I can only assume would be a significant upgrade to your evening than sitting through this bag of rotting feces.
(too harsh?)
Lastly, Rambo IV
No real complete thoughts, just some quotes I'd allow them to put on a movie poster if they wish."A bloody good family film"
"2008's 'Shakespear in Love"
"Stalone is this generations Jimmy Stewart"
"Only lacking one thing...you guessed it...Frank Stalone"
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