Knocked Out

Mets closer, K-Rod, has has been diagnosed with the highly contagious pink eye and has been told to stay away from rest of team. Hmmm....wonder how that happened:

Make some room Tivo...

You've got a new show to record:

I mean...if I were to judge something from a poster alone. And why wouldn't I? What could go wrong?!

Sexual Healing?

We are all aware of the Mets struggles the past few seasons. (some of us more so than others) Well, there is some good news coming out of Port St. Lucie. Players are coming to camp and word on the street is that they're in shape! Now this may seem like a "crazy" strategy, but I saw it work for the Phillies last year, when Ryan Howard decided to look like a baseball player and not an blocking TE for the Eagles.

Mets Blog has a new post on how David Wright looks much stronger this year. The most alarming part of the post is how Jeff Francoeur has been checking out Wright with his shirt off...

According to Kernan, Jeff Francoeur also believes Wright is in great shape this Spring, saying: “David has really worked hard. He looks in great shape…I noticed that when he took his shirt off the other day he looked more cut, he looked leaner.

They must have left out the part where instead of shaving heads for team unity, Francoeur was seen passing out body glitter for all the guys. He exclaimed, "That it will really make those new found ab muscles glisten." He also is rumoured to have purchased one of Johnny Weir's figure skating outfits for Wright to model. "Nothing goes better with body glitter, than a classic figure skating outfit!...Except for maybe a day at the spa and some appletinis!"

My two cents? What the hell is going on?! This would never have happened under Davey Johnson.